The best thing about tweakers is their utter surprise when you inform them that 1am is an inappropriate time to do whatever loud thing it is they’re doing. It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so infuriating.
I was debating whether or not I should take a nap but then I noticed my internet was down and I don’t feel like restarting the modem so NAPTIME IT IS
My “m’orning” text would have been way funnier if there was a fedora emoji but instead I had to make due with the top hat.
that wendy’s boyz 2 men ad on spotify really bums me out. how the mighty have fallen.
under communism there are no sugar mamas or daddies, but everyone is the stevia comrade of everyone else